Aaaah! My face!! AAAHHHH

 Now, I think they’ve gotten this story slightly wrong, so here’s the more accurate version:

Teen Girl Thinks Everyone Else in the World is an Idiot

In a shocking story out of Belgium, a teen girl thinks everyone else in the world is an idiot.  The girls beliefs became apparent when she announced to the ‘dimwitted’ world that she was sleeping while her eyes, nose, cheeks and ears were heavily tattooed.  Despite the evidence written all over her face, she claims to have had no awareness that the tattoos were placed there, and is suing the ‘total retard’ at the tattoo parlor for damages.  Like many teens, she believes that her ‘brain dead’ parents, teachers, neighbors and everyone else are ‘stupid enough to believe just about anything they hear.’  The case has yet to go to court, where we’ll see if the jury are the ‘total dopes’ she suspects them to be.