Finally, some good news!

Oh wait, nevermind.  That’s just a pack of razors.

I had no idea that the phrase "Good News!" was a registered trademark of Gillette. I suppose I'll have to stop throwing that one around...

 

For your viewing pleasure

Just in case you don’t spend your time watching dogs chase laser pointers:

 

What do Chingy, Elton John, and some new song I can’t remember all have in common? A hotel!

Remember that Chingy song “Holiday Inn”?  You know, it’s about the place where you should bring 4 of your friends because Chingy is there with some Hennessy and 12 other girls, so we’re just going to see what happens?

I fequently wonder how the Holiday Inn corporation feels about that song.  Seriously – I probably consider this question about once-a-month.  Is it good for business?  Bad for business?  Do they really hate having to deal with hotel parties?  At the very least I’m sure it was really fun for all the employees the first week after the song came out.  And then really annying for the following two years.  But I guess that’s how it was for all of us.

Unfortunately this doesn't get us any useful informaiton...

 

Warning: Warnings

The back of my new microwave has a great warning —

 

A glimpse into the future of food

In the future, Junior Whoppers cost $1,000.  But the salespeople still manage to mess up the signs:

I think this actually reads "1 DO" dollars for a Jr. Whopper

 

Neighborhood Exploration

I’ve mentioned it before, but here it is in picture: the funniest-named store in my neighborhood.

 

 

I absolutely love this sign

Now that you’ve read it once, read it again while substituting the word “soldier” everywhere it says “dog”.  It’s a treat.

 

You didn’t design your tombstone today??

Nothing like planning ahead 6 or 7 decades

 

For some reason I wrote this joke at work today

What did Brian Adams say to the troops before the battle?

 

Don’t shoot until you can see your unborn children in their eyes.

 

The pinnacle of the internet

(From Flickr, through Julia)