For your viewing pleasure

Just in case you don’t spend your time watching dogs chase laser pointers:

 

Oh shit

 

Psssst

Last week we had a dog trainer come over to work with the dog.  Contrary to my preconceptions there was no whispering involved, and the trainer wasn’t even an illegal alien (how bogus).  We had called her up after Parker unsuccessfully tried to bite some strangers (but who cares about strangers?)  and then finally successfully bit a friend.

It turns out what we needed to do to get the dog to stop biting people was tie her to the couch.  Now whenever people are over we tie Parker to the couch leg and guests are supposed to intermittently throw treats at her.  Now, I’m no puppy, but this sounds like a pretty sweet gig even to me.  In the end it’s supposed to make her happy about people being over instead of fearful.  Or maybe it’s just supposed to fatten her up to the point where she’s no longer a real threat to anyone.  

Oh no, you're dog is having issues? Ahh I see why -- it's because your dog is a wolf

 

My dog Hates money

I said 300 bones, not 300 dollars!

 

I take back what I said yesterday

Yesterday I complained about parents who dress their twins the same.  Today I discovered something worse: parents who dress their kids like their dogs.

 

Did they punch that boy in the face?

 

Postage went up to 44 cents?!?

Oh man. ANOTHER puppy in the mail? Who the heck is sending these??

 

The must-read book of the summer

I’d like to start a weekly entry devoted to small fluffy animals.  (Why not, right?)  In this week’s episode I present this book from Amazon:

How long could this book possibly be??