How the heck does David Attenborough get so close to animals??


My first thought was: “Oh man, that must be a sweet job.”
But then my second thought was: “Oh man, that guy must have to sit still for looong periods of time while animals acclimate to his presence and come close enough to get a good shot.”
I hope this series (see title) doesn’t become too long…
I TEND TO BE A CAFFEINE-FREE KIND OF PERSON — COFFEE IS RELATIVELY UNAPPEALING TO ME, AND I WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO HAVE SODA GROWING UP, SO I’M MISSING THE DESIRE FOR SYRUP AND BUBBLES IN MY DRINKS!
BUT TODAY I FOUND A COKE LYING IN THE VENDING MACHINE AT WORK!!! I TOOK IT! AND DRANK IT! HOW COULD I NOT?!?! IT WAS RIGHT THERE! FREE!!!!
HOLY SMOKES - I MAY NEED TO LEAVE WORK EARLY AND GO WRESTLE EVERYBODY I SEE ON THE E-TRAIN IF THIS KEEPS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!